FIRE JOE MORGAN: Stop Putting Non-Tony Kornheiser/Michael Wilbon Sports Reporters on Television

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Thursday, December 22, 2005

 

Stop Putting Non-Tony Kornheiser/Michael Wilbon Sports Reporters on Television

On some quite nearly sub-Quite Frankly show called 1st and 10, Woody Paige just offered the following two ways to "Fix the Red Sox":

1. Acquire Torii Hunter (owed $10.75 million in 2006 and $12 million in 2007, career OPS+ of 100, career OBP of .321).

2. Sign Mike Piazza (earned $16.1 million last year, might command half that this year, likely unable to play any defensive position adequately, OBP-ed .326 last season, 37 years old).

A cheaper "fix" would be to load the entire 2006 roster onto a rickety biplane and crash it into the Sargasso Sea.

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