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Sunday, February 26, 2006

 

Fox News Replacement Host David Asman Does Not Check His First-Half / Second-Half Splits!


Believe it or not, non-sports-related-news-broadcaster David Asman, sitting in for Neil Cavuto on Your World with Neil Cavuto, said some pretty inaccurate things about former Mets pitcher Kris Benson's performance in the second half of 2005. He was interviewing harpy freakshow Anna Benson, because that's newsworthy for some reason:


ASMAN: Now -- now -- now, a lot of people say -- or make the suggestion, sometimes very blatantly, that you are partly responsible for your husband leaving the New York Mets and going to Baltimore, because of some of the things you have said, some of the things you have done. What do -- how do you respond to that?

BENSON: You know, I don't really know what the truth is. You know, the Mets have said to me that was not the case, that it was simply a trade.

ASMAN: But your husband was doing pretty well at the Mets --

BENSON: He was doing well.

ASMAN: -- particularly in the last half of the season.

Kris Benson, pre-ASB, 2005:
ERA 3.65, WHIP 1.20

Kris Benson, post-ASB, 2005:
ERA 4.55, WHIP 1.31

Check your splits, David Asman. We're watching you.

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