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Monday, September 18, 2006

 

And Ty Cobb, and Ted Williams, and Wilt Chamberlain ...

No sabermetric rant here. Would like to just make note of some ordinary, run-of-the-mill shoddy research in a major metropolitan newspaper, The Boston Globe. Thanks to reader Lori, who did the legwork:

The article purports to compare Red Sox rookie OF David Murphy to his youthful peers. Murphy was drafted in 2003. In a hilarious/pathetic attempt to put the young man in context, Cafardo offers up this one:

“The '03 draft produced Rocco Baldelli, Mark Teixeira, Jose Reyes, Joe Mauer, Miguel Cabrera, Justin Morneau, Johan Santana, Travis Haffner [sic], Hanley Ramirez, Rich Harden, Lastings Milledge, Brandon Wood, Nick Markakis, Chad Cordero, and Rickey [sic] Weeks.”

He forgot Clemens, Pujols, and Bonds.

The truth, thanks to maybe 3 minutes of mouse-clicking:

Baldelli – 2000 draft

Teixeira – 2001 draft

Reyes – signed as amateur free agent, 1999

Mauer – 2001 draft

Cabrera – signed as amateur free agent, 1999

Morneau – 1999 draft

Santana – signed as amateur free agent in 1995

Hafner – signed in 1997

Ramirez – signed as undrafted free agent in 2000 (by the team Cafardo covers EVERY DAY)

Harden – 2000 draft


You'll notice that they've since fixed the online version, but Rickie Weeks' name remains misspelled. Cafardo, did you really have to do all that to make David Murphy look bad?

EDIT: Plus, he follows up that crazy inaccurate list with

When one thinks of it in that context, Murphy hasn't measured up, but the journey isn't over.

Well, yeah, when you think of almost anyone in that completely made up list of arbitrarily-selected superplayers, they won't measure up. Not to mention that Weeks, Milledge and Markakis were all already off the board when Murphy was drafted.

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posted by Junior  # 6:24 PM
Comments:
I'm pretty sure I figured out how this went down.

March 2003:
Cafardo walks past his assistant Hal.

CAFARDO
Hey Hal. You get that coffee and danish I asked for?

HAL
Um, yeah. Well, they were out of danishes, but I got you a muffin instead. Here's your coffee.

CAFARDO
Out of danishes? What is this, Russia? [tasting coffee] Hal, tell me this is whole milk in my coffee.

HAL
Oh, right. I'm sorry. I forgot you liked...skim.

CAFARDO
TELL ME THIS IS WHOLE MILK YOU LITTLE DICKWEED --

HAL
Sorry! Sorry. It's whole milk. I'm sorry.

CAFARDO
That's what I thought.

WE FLASH FORWARD TO:
September 2006

HAL
So, remember, tomorrow's my last day. Thanks for this incredible opportunity.

CAFARDO
No, Hal. Thank you. Oh. One last thing -- I need a list of all the good players drafted in 2003.

HAL
Yeah, I'll get that for you right away.
 
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