FIRE JOE MORGAN: You Are Not Ready

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

You Are Not Ready

In about three minutes, Joe is going to call both New York playoff games.

"We thought, wouldn't it be interesting to get Joe's take on the Mets-Dodgers?" Scanlan says.

"Scanlan" is the name of a fourth-level demon sent to Earth to torture mortal beings.

Morgan's borough-to-borough trip will be aided, in part, by the NYPD, which will provide logistical help (traffic updates, etc.).

So: sorry if you get knifed between games, but the police are busy telling Joe that New York is a crowded place.

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posted by Junior # 4:03 PM

Comments:

"Morgan will be a third voice today at Shea, complementing play-by-play man Gary Thorne (a former Mets announcer) and analyst Steve Phillips (a former Mets GM)."

Ouch, great, and oucher.

# posted by

Unknown : 10/04/2006 5:08 PM

Eric Byrnes just made a pretty good point on SportsCenter -- that a lot of these playoff games are just going to come down to luck. Not grit or veteranness or wanting it more. Luck. Thank you, Eric Byrnes.

# posted by

Junior : 10/04/2006 7:43 PM