tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post114542896030967995..comments2008-12-09T13:57:33.433-05:00dakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02768386460112735397noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post-1145669949144177782006-04-21T21:39:00.000-04:002006-04-21T21:39:00.000-04:00You guys. When I went to Boston this week, I left the SnarkTron 3000 out in the rain.<BR/><BR/>It still works, I guess, but the Gene Wojciechowski knob is a little wonky.Murbleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08247252634159528174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post-1145484795983110832006-04-19T18:13:00.000-04:002006-04-19T18:13:00.000-04:00We should hire a political cartoonist to draw a picture of Joe Morgan in Barry Bonds' house. <BR/><BR/>Barry is sitting in a rocking chair, in his Giants uni. And there's an enormous elephant in the room, with the word "STEROIDS" written on it. It's so big that the walls are ready to burst. <BR/><BR/>There's also a very tiny doggie which is hiding under the radiator. <BR/><BR/>Joe Morgan is standing next to Bonds, pointing towards the elephant, but also in the direction of the radiator, with a caption that reads: "Nice Doggie!"<BR/><BR/>Okay, maybe we shouldn't.<BR/><BR/>PAGING ROZ CHAST MOTHAFUCKASdakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02768386460112735397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post-1145481908482619252006-04-19T17:25:00.000-04:002006-04-19T17:25:00.000-04:00I really enjoyed finding out about Joe's taste in TV. Sci-fi? Really, Joe? Seems a little nerdy, doesn't it? Who's going to tell him that a lot of those sci-fi ideas came from or are direct adaptations of <I>books</I>?<BR/><BR/>I bet Joe thinks "I, Robot" is the best sci-fi movie ever made and believes Will Smith wrote the book, which he refuses to read because "I just don't read a lot of books."<BR/><BR/>On a different topic, I believe that Joe is meticulously constructing a completely non-steroids-related case explaining why Barry Bonds is suddenly not as good a hitter. Every time I see him on TV, he seems to be finding minute differences in the angle of Bonds' swing, or talking about the bone chips in his elbow (which just about every major league player has), or mentioning how natural it is that Bonds is declining. Yes, age and injury are clearly factors here, but you can't -- just <I>can't</I> -- keep ignoring the elephant in the room. Unless, of course, you're Joe Morgan.Juniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08172624914735262408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post-1145480274925326342006-04-19T16:57:00.000-04:002006-04-19T16:57:00.000-04:00Really amazing that Joe still gets away with "I haven't seen much of" MLB club X. <BR/><BR/>Enter FJM!<BR/><BR/>Joe, if you're reading, the folks at Fire Joe Morgan are willing to pay for the entire cost of your MLB Extra Innings package if you'll agree to <I>watch some baseball games.</I> <BR/><BR/>I'm not joking. D. Schoenfield -- you still reading this thing? Tell Joe he's sitting on like $150 worth of merch if he'll just e-mail us.dakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02768386460112735397noreply@blogger.com