tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post1738760442588342217..comments2008-08-20T18:36:49.672-04:00dakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02768386460112735397noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post-66851138468013845312008-08-20T18:36:00.000-04:002008-08-20T18:36:00.000-04:00To Whom it may Concern:<BR/><BR/>Hello? Can you hear me? I'm not really sure how this works. My name is Sir Walter Everton Chatsworth Rochester CXVIII. I am a rather eccentric billionaire, and I have been looking for investment opportunities that will make me seem more eccentric. A friend of mine suggested I use the internet to track down like-minded individuals, but I have never used it before, so I just typed in a sequence of random letters and this is the first thing that popped up on the screen.<BR/><BR/>If by total coincidence you have any ideas for investment opportunities you think I might be able to get behind, please contact me immediately. I am currently parasailing behind the space shuttle, which I have recently purchased.<BR/><BR/>I am your most humble servant etc.<BR/><BR/>Walter<BR/><BR/>P.S. I should also mention that I am an inveterate racist and misogynist, and my best friend is an architect who designs torso-shaped waterslides. This may limit my options for investment opportunities -- or more likely, have no effect at all on anything; in fact it's hard to understand exactly why I even mentioned that thing about my best friend -- but I thought I should mention it.Ken Tremendoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15290167169845520176noreply@blogger.com