tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post2852012896799732307..comments2007-07-27T13:23:32.755-04:00dakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02768386460112735397noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post-85795474167963503252007-07-27T13:23:00.000-04:002007-07-27T13:23:00.000-04:00<B>The best thing that could happen to the Red Sox would be for Mickelson to snap out of his funk and win another major.</B><BR/><BR/>Best thing? <I>Best</I>? You know, actually, if you think about it, of all of the infinite things in the world that could happen between now and the end of the season, Phil Mickelson winning a major is somewhere right around 50th percentile. Because it has no impact on the Sox whatsoever. It goes something like this:<BR/><BR/><B>Bestest</B><BR/>-Sox win 60 games in a row, Yankees franchise disbands<BR/>-Ortiz gets healthy, Schilling comes back strong<BR/>-A-Rod starts looking human<BR/>-Barack Obama is revealed to have killed Pat Tillman<BR/>-<I>Ugly Betty</I> wins five Emmys<BR/>-Phil Mickelson wins a major<BR/>-A mother elephant sacrifices its life to safe its baby<BR/>-I eat a duck confit sandwich with fig jam<BR/>-Youkilis gets super into scuba diving and loses his love for baseball<BR/>-Manny loses his hand in a meat cutter<BR/>-Sox lose 60 games in a row, Yankees are awarded a Peabody and a Humanitas<BR/><B>Worstest</B>Juniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12399868922850358920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post-19109717095684250442007-07-27T13:01:00.000-04:002007-07-27T13:01:00.000-04:00And very special thanks to reader David, who pointed out that the bird in that Magic Eye thing is actually a toucan, and not a parrot, as originally reporter.Ken Tremendoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15290167169845520176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post-69269390169035316302007-07-27T11:50:00.000-04:002007-07-27T11:50:00.000-04:00Thanks to reader Brent for the tip.Ken Tremendoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15290167169845520176noreply@blogger.com