Comments on FIRE JOE MORGAN: Juan Pierre Compares Himself To God And Jesus

"That is so ludicrous," said Wills, who revolution...

2007-03-15T21:04:00.000-04:00

"That is so ludicrous," said Wills, who revolutionized basestealing in the 1960s. "Who's going to walk Juan Pierre?

Secretly, this is the dumbest part. It implies that a batter has no agency over a walk. Walks are 100% a pitcher-created entity. Pitchers decide whom to walk and when. I'm sleepy.

Of course, nobody should care what one player's "w...

2007-03-15T19:20:00.000-04:00

Of course, nobody should care what one player's "winning percentage" is.

But if you're going to say that all the guy does is win...you might want to say it about a guy who actually has a history of winning.

"All he does is win." In Pierre's six full seasons...

2007-03-15T19:17:00.000-04:00

"All he does is win."

In Pierre's six full seasons as a major leaguer, his teams have a record of 471-501.

So, really, "All he does is win 48% of the time."