tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post6595750337201699788..comments2007-06-18T20:20:39.247-04:00dakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02768386460112735397noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post-21126037144575471692007-06-18T20:20:00.000-04:002007-06-18T20:20:00.000-04:00I like the implication that "all Cris Carter does is score touchdowns" is also factually accurate.dakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02768386460112735397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post-83111196875733734432007-06-18T19:06:00.000-04:002007-06-18T19:06:00.000-04:00Shit. I blew it. As JJD points out, "All he does is score touchdowns" is Cris Carter.<BR/><BR/>How about this: <BR/><BR/>Tim Brown: all he does is (a) set a Notre Dame record with 1,937 all-purpose yards in his junior year and (b) write stupid things about Juan Pierre.<BR/><BR/>Not as catchy. But factually accurate.Ken Tremendoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15290167169845520176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post-48069905661553320592007-06-18T18:28:00.000-04:002007-06-18T18:28:00.000-04:00Tim Brown: all he does is (a) score touchdowns and (b) write stupid things about Juan Pierre.Ken Tremendoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15290167169845520176noreply@blogger.com