tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11923437.post-7929659518195335692008-01-17T01:53:00.002-05:002008-01-17T21:30:34.844-05:002008-01-17T21:30:34.844-05:00From reader Eli, and the Toronto <span style="font-style: italic;">Globe and Mail</span>, comes a quotation from the Blue Jays/Scott Rolen <a href="http://www.globesports.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080115.jays16/GSStory/GlobeSportsBaseball/home">Press Conference</a>:<br /><p style="font-weight: bold;">"I believe that I am as strong and I know I feel as good and as strong as I've been in the last three years, by far," he said. "I need to play baseball and be a dirt bag."</p> <p><span style="font-weight: bold;">That is the term Ricciardi used to describe Rolen's hurly-burly style of play.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">The general manager said it also applies to shortstop David Eckstein, who signed a free-agent contract with the Jays in December.</span></p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">Ricciardi believes their moxie gives the Blue Jays hope for overhauling the Boston Red Sox and New York Yankees in the competitive American League East in 2008.</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">"If you look at the division we play in, Boston has a bunch of dirt bags, the Yankees have a bunch of dirt bags," Ricciardi said. "We have some, but we need more."</p>I don't think you mean "<a href="http://www.answers.com/topic/dirtbag">dirt bag</a>." I think maybe you mean "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirt_Dog">Dirt Dog</a>," or something. Saying you need more "dirtbags" on your team is like saying, "We need more skeevy dudes who will get drunk and wear tank tops and get tattoos that say 'Born to Bone' and listen to Nickelback and try to roofee some chicks."<br /><br />You know. Like <a href="http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/">these guys</a>.<br /><br />Also: Eckstein is on the Blue Jays! That's hilarious.<br /><br />EDIT:<br /><br />Aaron has sent us <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dirtbags">this article</a> about the Long Beach State 49ers baseball team, which has a long and inexplicably proud history of being referred to as "dirtbags." (This whole debate is feeling very deja vu-ish to me -- has this happened before? ) Anyway, regardless of the fact that "dirtbags" was used to refer to that bunch of baseball players, I am going to go ahead and recommend that the term cease to be used in a non-pejorative way. I mean, dirtbags means: dirtbags. Men of questionable moral character, who wear lots of cologne and get fake tans and spike their hair and flash gang signs at the camera when their picture is taken even though they grew up quite white-ly in Dumont, NJ and think that pec size is fucking <span style="font-style: italic;">key</span> to getting chicks and had their most spiritual moment ever at an Everclear concert in 1998 when the 'Clear played "Father of Mine" acoustic and it fucking <span style="font-style: italic;">rocked</span> and they have a good buddy who's serving 18 months for sexual assault but he was <span style="font-style: italic;">totally innocent</span> and someday they hope to like start their own club in Miami where the music would be awesome and there's dollar-Jaeger-shot Tuesdays and it would be fucking tiiiiiight.<br /><br />Let's go for "Dirt Dogs," or something? Maybe?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-6456550542512928"; google_ad_width = 200; google_ad_height = 200; google_ad_format = "200x200_as"; google_ad_type = "text"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>Ken Tremendoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15290167169845520176noreply@blogger.com