1. Acquire Torii Hunter (owed $10.75 million in 2006 and $12 million in 2007, career OPS+ of 100, career OBP of .321).
2. Sign Mike Piazza (earned $16.1 million last year, might command half that this year, likely unable to play any defensive position adequately, OBP-ed .326 last season, 37 years old).
A cheaper "fix" would be to load the entire 2006 roster onto a rickety biplane and crash it into the Sargasso Sea.
Labels: 1st and 10, red sox, woody paige
