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Sunday, September 23, 2007

 

Quick Revisiting of " I Guess I'm Hoping He Was Just Drunk?"

Because his delivery and timing has to be heard to be believed, here's Mike Patrick musing about Britney Spears at the climax of a huge football game. Pay special attention to Todd Blackledge's astonishment/disgust:



Also enjoyable: how serious Patrick gets when he has to interrupt his Britney talk with actual game-calling. "Georgia from the 25 ... " (Holy shit, holy shit, did anyone hear what I just said? Better make my voice extra-serious now. I hope no one heard. I'm going to get fired, aren't I? Serious voice, serious voice!)

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Saturday, September 22, 2007

 

I Guess I'm Hoping He Was Just Drunk?

Crowded FJM house chez Anthony Baseball. We got Junior, Coach, Jimmy Ballgame, Anthony Baseball, Anthony Baseball Sr., Murbles and dak all watching Alabama - Georgia on ESPN. Just waiting for the grill to get warm.

So. Alabama kicks a field goal to go up 23-20 in Overtime. Mike Patrick, apropos of absolutely zero, has something to say. Todd Blackledge plays the part of the baffled color man.

MP: "I have an important question. What is Britney doing with her life?"
TB: "Who?"
MP: "Britney!"
TB: "...Britney who?"
MP: "Spears! What is she doing with her career?"
TB: "Why do we care at this point?...Is she here?"
MP: "I don't think so."
TB: "Is she a football fan?"
MP: "Oh I'm sure she is." [two seconds pass] "Georgia from the 25."

Georgia then wins the game on the next play.

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