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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

 

So Yadier Molina Is Going To Win This Thing?

Don't forget to tune in tonight at 8 on ESPN as clutch actor Michael Chiklis unveils the Pepsi Clutchamacalit or whatever team. Yadier Molina is prominently featured in the promotional video clip on their website, so I assume he will be crowned Mr. Clutch 2006.

I'm personally much more excited about the Shasta Choker Awards and the RC Cola Players Who Performed Pretty Much Like They Always Do In Virtually All Situations, With Some Variations Due to Random Chance Awards, which will, as always, be given to each and every player in major league baseball.

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posted by Junior  # 4:46 PM
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RC Cola are a bunch of hardline sabermetric dicks. Players aren't robots, RC Cola.
 
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