FIRE JOE MORGAN: From "Whoop!" To Gravitas In Under 30 Seconds

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

 

From "Whoop!" To Gravitas In Under 30 Seconds

The last 3 of Chris Berman's top 10 plays of the week:

3. Seattle Seahawks defense on Monday Night Football
2. Reggie Bush wins the Heisman Trophy
1. Remembering the attack on Pearl Harbor

About 40th on a list of "What's Wrong With This?" is that Chris Berman refuses to go along with everyone else's definition of the word "play."

BONUS! I have a "Boomerism" for Boomer himself. Ready?

Chris "Loren" Berman.

Loren Berman is a girl I went to high school with. I am willing to put this up against "Ben 'Winter' Coates" any day of the week.

posted by dak  # 3:26 AM
Comments:
To be fair, that sports play when everyone remembered Pearl Harbor was pretty sweet.

BONUS: Here's my Boomerism for dak:

d "b" k
 
Presenting Chris Berman's Top 10 Plays of the 20th Century:

10. Ozzie Smith's Barehanded Grab Off That Bouncer Up the Middle.
9. The Yalta Conference
8. Emmitt Smith Breaks Walter Payton's All-Time Rushing Record
7. Willie Mays in the '54 Series
6. Cuban Missile Crisis
5. Bobby Orr's Number Retired at the Garden
4. Berlin Wall Falls
3. Bobby Thompson, 1951
2. Remembering the Victims of 9/11
1. Mike Alstott (Bffft! Bffft!) Ploughs in from the Six for his Second TD of the Game Against the Panthers, December, 2003
 
Shit. And I was really proud of that post, too.
 
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