I've been re-reading a lot of
David Foster Wallace essays, so I'm on a little bit of a grammar/syntax kick. Sorry. Maybe it's boring. But this line from Len Pasquarelli's latest ESPN column really made me snortle derisively:
"The five-year contract extension to which Southern California coach Pete Carroll agreed on Wednesday might make it a little more difficult for NFL teams to woe him away from the Trojans."
Texans Owner Bob McNair: Woe is us! The franchise is in shambles! I beg of you Pete Carroll, find it in your heart to join us in our quest for respectability!
Pete Carroll: No.
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