Dutch, it turns out, is totally into the so-called "new wave" of statistical analysis. To wit:
"Reality is created and guarded by numeric patterns that overlap and awaken human consciousness, like a giant matrix or hologram," writes the .245 lifetime hitter. "They are created by sacred geometry -- numbers, the language of the universe, codes of awakening -- such as 11:11, which represent twin strands of DNA about to return to balance. Eleven equals BALANCE."
Now that, my friends, is what I call solid reasoning. If only some of these hard-nosed ol' timers would think more like Dutch.
Read more of Daulton's metamathematical musings in this article, which is destined to be the wellspring whence will emerge a "Moneyball"-like project for crazy people.
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