Brian Bannister is, apparently, willing to both play baseball and think about it objectively.
We salute you, Brian. Here's hoping that one day, historians will think of you as the Dick Fosbury of baseball. I know I do. Then again, I have a very rare and specific disease which prevents me from thinking of modern baseball players in any terms other than legends of track and field.
Anyway, did you guys see Sergei Bubka hit his third Grapefruit League tater today? That kid can flat out rake.
Reader Nicholas M. thinks "taters" qualifies as a food metaphor. I don't know. I'm torn.
ReplyDeleteOnly one solution: food metaphor and liberal use of food metaphor tags.
If we're getting super liberal, any mention of the Grapefruit or Cactus League should qualify as well, right? Look, guys. I just want to live in a world where every FJM post has a "food metaphors" label. Is that so much to ask?
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