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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Post #1377: The Relatively Short Goodbye

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Hello, everyone. After 21 years, and almost 40 million posts (we'll have to check those numbers, but it's something like that), we h...
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

OMG OMG OMG!!!!

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OMG you guys!!!! Could the 19-year "Sunday Night Baseball" broadcasting partnership of ESPN's Jon Miller and Joe Morgan be com...
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Saturday, October 25, 2008

"What Fucking Language Is This?"

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That is the title of an email I received from Don and Kim M. in reference to the latest Plaschke cut to drop . Here are the first four lines...
Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Irrelevant/Counter-Irrelevant

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It's time to play no-one's favorite game, " Irrelevant/Counter-Irrelevant ," with Jayson Stark and Jim Caple. The goal is...
Sunday, October 19, 2008

Poetry

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Bears-Vikes, 14:56 left in the 2nd quarter. Marty Booker drops an easy TD pass from Kyle Orton, bringing up 2nd and goal from the 15. The ...
Friday, October 17, 2008

"Jerry 'Needs An Instruction' Manuel" --Chris Berman (1955-2008)

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KT covered some Manuel lunacy in the Gallimaufry, and there's more where that came from : While the big offensive trio had respectable s...

Let's Gallimaufry This Shizz

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Gallimaufry time, mofos. Mark S. writes in and says: In the Oct. 13 The Sporting News, somebody put together a panel of 16 former major-lea...
Thursday, October 16, 2008

Congratulations 2008 NL Champion Philadelphia Phillies!

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Not one of ESPN's 18 baseball experts picked you to make it to the Fall Classic. Mazel Tov, Greg Dobbs and co.!
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Monday, October 13, 2008

Snippet

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We don't have a lot of time these days, which is why our posts are appearing less frequently than Sarah Palin on Meet the Press . (Oooo...
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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Fun With Math

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ALCS Game 1. Sox up 2-0 in the ninth. Your graphic reads: ALCS History: Game 1 winner has won series 12 of 22 times (55%). Your announcer,...
Sunday, October 05, 2008

Albert Pujols Was Not A Good Enough Pitcher To Win The MVP

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I for one can't wait for the deluge of Ryan Howard-for-MVP columns from older dudes wearing RBI Glasses™. RBI Glasses™: Available at Sh...
Saturday, October 04, 2008

Food Metaphor Fans: This One's For You

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Tense times in the ALDS, but FJM fans know what's important to be listening for: food metaphors. Reader Brandon sends in the following ...
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Friday, October 03, 2008

Colin Cowherd Nonsensical Falsehood of the Day

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Driving in this morning, heard Cowbones lay this little ditty on his army of listeners (paraphrase): Lou Pinella, when he was a player, was ...
Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Let's Talk About What's Important, Here

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Cubs-Dodgers starts in 10 minutes. Huge series -- probably the most intriguing DS in a pretty overall-intriguing DS year. Cubs trying to o...
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Dear Jon Heyman

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Okay, I thought I was finished, but I'm not. Dear Jon Heyman, I know you probably think you're a guy who "doesn't rely on ...

I Figured Out How To Win The MVP

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I want to stop writing about Jon Heyman. We're not targeting him, we're not keeping an eye on him, we don't have anything perso...
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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Holy Cow, Does Jon Heyman Hate VORP

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I just crunched some numbers and data about various things that exist, using a scientific process verified by several mathematicians at top ...
Tuesday, September 23, 2008

It's Cool

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It's cool everybody. Everything's cool. Jason Bartlett was voted MVP of the Tampa Bay Rays by the Tampa Bay chapter of the BBWAA. I...
Sunday, September 14, 2008

Darin Erstad Swings Wildly, Makes Last Out in Big Z's No-Hitter

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yes. You are. He should have tried to punt.

Ned Colletti Should Be Time Magazine's Person Of The Millennium

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I know it's early, but I don't think it's too early to make that call. After all, the Dodgers have a winning percentage of .517...
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Saturday, September 06, 2008

Whatever

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When I tell you people that the reason we haven't posted more is because we haven't found that many good articles, I'm not kiddi...
Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Jiminy Christmas

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I'm not sure what to make of this . The tone and content are so over-the-top fawning that I initially thought it was satirical. After a...
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