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Saturday, October 04, 2008

Food Metaphor Fans: This One's For You

Tense times in the ALDS, but FJM fans know what's important to be listening for: food metaphors. Reader Brandon sends in the following Buck Martinez beauty, re: Jonathan Papelbon.

Jonathan Papelbon, not wasting any time, going to his bread and butter there, and that's the cheese.

Simply magnificent, Buck. He sure didn't serve up a meatball!

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

This Might Be Dangerous

On a slow Sunday, Vikes' fullback Tony Richardson talks about his long-term plans:

"I don't want to move at this point in my career. I had a good meeting with the owners. I've got some gas left in the wheel and want to keep playing."

One assumes there is a corresponding tread in his tank. Both problems should be fixed post haste.

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