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From his ESPN.com preview of the best interleague match-ups:

"Chicago White Sox-Chicago Cubs
This is a series in which the White Sox could come in and steal some borderline Cubs fans. Believe me, I played for the Sox for a year and they need some fans. Sox players are treated like second-class citizens by the fans. If Paul Konerko and Derrek Lee both made reservations at the same time and at the same place and the restaurant only had room for one, then Konerko would be eating at McDonald's that night."

1. The word "fans" appears as the final word in each of the first three sentences.
2. What?

Labels: john kruk

posted by Ken Tremendous # 8:23 PM

FIRE JOE MORGAN

Saturday, May 21, 2005

I Refuse to Give John Kruk a Pass on This

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