FIRE JOE MORGAN

...just posited, on BBTN, that maybe the reason the Astros actually scored some runs for Clemens today is because Clemens gave up three runs in the first inning, which, Kruk proposed, using science and intelligence, caused the Astros hitters to try harder to come back and score runs for him. Karl Ravech then said, "Yeah. That's it. Clemens needs to pitch *badly.*" At which Kruk giggled like a drunk turd.

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