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Sunday, June 26, 2005

 

Krukmeister General

Let's begin this beautiful Sunday morning by saying that Randy Johnson, before his start today, is a dominating 7-5, which means he only has to go 23-0 in his final 19 starts in order to win the 30 games that John Kruk and Harold Reynolds, on separate occasions, predicted he would. Good luck, Randy!

Now, to get our juices flowing this morning, here's a little bon mot from Krukie. Today he has chosen to focus his marshmallow-sharp analysis on his alma mater, the Phillies. He begins by saying this:

"It's becoming clear the Phillies are starting to become the Colorado Rockies of the NL East."

I'm starting to feel like I'm beginning to think that it's possible that John Kruk might be about to begin to start to become a moron.

There's a lot more nonsense in the article. I'll try to post later, unless someone else beats me to it.

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