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Monday, June 27, 2005


This is so dumb, I'm not even going to comment on it.

John Kruk, professional architecht, fixes Coors Field:

Since I mentioned Coors Field above, I want to briefly discuss how I think the Rockies should change their park. Obviously, the problem with Coors is that as big as it is, balls still fly out because it's in Colorado. To counteract that, the Rockies should move the fences in and make the outfield walls as high as Fenway. That way, a fly ball that is decently hit is still going to be a homer, but those line-drive homers would stay in the park.

posted by Murbles  # 2:00 AM
Great idea! The possibilities are endless! We could totally remove the walls in Dodger Stadium, and if the ball rolled into the crowd the players could fight fans for it. Think of all the exciting inside-the-park homers.

Or just put big holes in the wall with "Homerun" "Triple" "Out" painted next to them. Just like that game Krukkie used to play in the arcades when he was 8.
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