Jim Bowden has just traded for Preston Wilson. PRESTON WILSON.
I don't know why every GM in the bigs isn't trying to fleece this guy once a week. He's putting together a team of players other teams don't want. Remember how Billy Beane was said to trade for undervalued players with "warts"? This is like the opposite of that. Jim Bowden is trading (and overpaying) for players with leprosy.
Last year, Preston Wilson had an OPS+ of 69. His OPS on the road is 691; his road OBP is 280. That's 17/1000ths better than Horacio Ramirez this year.