Guess which fat idiot's name is no longer listed in the ESPN.com list of baseball contributors?
Hint: He predicted that Randy Johnson would win 30 games, steadfastly insisted that the number of wins a pitcher has should be the only criterion for Cy Young consideration, thinks the Rockies should make their fences 25 feet high, and unironically nominated Chone Figgins for the 2004 MVP.
Does this mean he has been fired? Or did they just ban him from approaching a keyboard? I think either represents a huge victory. Good work, everybody.
Murbles -- you left out the most important part. Didn't he suggest that the Rockies move their fences in and make them higher? If I recall, he wanted the fences drawn in like 30 feet and the walls to be raised, to knock down line drives.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, regardless, I'm glad they've taken his computer privileges away. You're next, H.R.