Hey, guys. Instead of doing a simple Baseball Tonight style desk piece about the baseball offseason, they should do a super-gay fake "press conference," complete with fake flashbulbs and guys like Karl Ravech and Buster Olney (and other real journalists), pretending to be journalists and looking positively humiliated for being forced to do so. It will be a great way for Steve Phillips to pretend that some idiot, in perhaps a "Major League" (the movie) style scheme where the point is to field a terrible team, decided to hire him as a GM.
What? They're already doing that? Oh.
What's that? They not doing the fake press conferences after this week?
Nevermind.
