I Don't Know Who's Responsible For This...

...whether it's the New York Post, or the Yankees, or what. But check this "rumor" out:

A delicious rumor involving the Marlins and Yankees swapping Chien-Ming Wang, Robinson Cano and Phillip Hughes for the Marlins outfielder Miguel Cabrera and lefty starter Dontrelle Willis didn't last long when it was shot down.

You're kidding. It was shot down?

Even with the firesale on, this is insane, even by hot stove standards.

"I will give you two okay things and one question mark for two of the best things in the world. Oh -- and the two awesome things are also really young. And one of them is the single biggest marketing tool in the league. Oh -- and both of the two awesome things are relatively inexpensive."

Man. I'm bored.