Someday, in like 3 weeks, pitchers and catchers will report and I swear we'll be back on our game.
Until then, consider this article on the 12 "wackiest" Super Bowl moments in history.
Now I axe you, which one of these is wackier?
1) A field goal kicker attempts a pass after a botched long snap.
2) Eighty percent of the country "accidentally" sees the naked breast of one of the nation's most popular entertainers, complete with crazy star-shaped nipple cozy.
Unfortunately-named columnist Jeff Gordon goes with number 1.
