Perhaps The Dumbest Thing Ever Said About David Eckstein

Congratulations, Orestes Destrade. On tonight's Baseball Tonight, you did it.

"Eckstein had gotten a clutch hit when it was 6 to 2. That kid, for a little guy, he's a very clutch hitter."

I think my head just exploded.

Aside from the fact that Destrade called Eckstein's hit "clutch," as if he knew that Scott Spezio was going to hit a 3 run double later in the inning, we also get the added bonus of a weird implication that one needs to be of notable physical size to be "clutch."

Well done, sir.