Friday, September 15, 2006

Unsubstantiated...

...but too good to pass up. From reader Ben, about Baseball Tonight on 9/13:

Jeff Brantley just said:

"The only way to beat the Yankees is to outscore them."


Other options:

1. Kidnap their players, causing forfeit
2. Tell them game is happening in Baltimore when it's really happening in Seattle, causing forfeit
3. Ask them politely to forfeit, causing forfeit

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