FIRE JOE MORGAN: Vote Jeter!!!

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Vote Jeter!!!

The Gold Glove is probably the most meaningless award given out in sports. Ergo, the All-Time Gold Glove Award is the All-Time Most Meaningless Award in Sports.

Exhibit A: Derek Jeter, a mediocre-to-bad fielder, is a candidate for all-time greatest fielding SS.

I urge you all to vote for him -- seriously -- as a kind of nihilistic, Duchampian-urinal-type artistic expression of the meaninglessness of life.

Labels: derek jeter, gold glove award, marcel duchamp

posted by Anonymous # 1:11 PM

Comments:

Write-in candidate: Marcel Duchamp, greatest SS of all time. Would make as much sense.

# posted by

Junior : 2/21/2007 3:56 PM

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