FIRE JOE MORGAN: Joe Knows Platitudes

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Sunday, April 08, 2007

 

Joe Knows Platitudes

Sometimes, especially if you're Joe Morgan, it's hard not to speak entirely in cliches.

He is Ron Washington's kind of player. He has a lot of confidence. He's a winner. And he knows how to play the game.

From those four sentences, do you have any idea who Joe is talking about? No, of course not. If you're not watching the broadcast, I'll give you nine guesses. If you guess right, $30,000 will spontaneously appear in your bank account.

Give up? Highlight the area below this line for the answer.
Kenny Lofton

Seems so obvious now, doesn't it? He's so confident and winner-y. Plus he knows the rules of baseball.

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posted by Junior  # 8:59 PM
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Junior,
You will be pleasantly surprised, as I was, to learn that your highlight-trick thingy worked on my RSS feeder, which can't even handle bold print.
 
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