Friday, May 25, 2007

Well, I Guess I Should Comment on This

Yawn.

Larger Than Life: Today's Future Legends

by Eric Neel
Laden with aura. Preternatural. Supernatural. Composure. Barf.

That's par for the course, I guess. No real crime here except Kool-Aid Consumption. This is the real doozy:

(Remember: the subject is: Future Legends)

DAVID ECKSTEIN, SS, ST. LOUIS CARDINALS
In a country that loves gritty and gutty, he is the grittiest, guttiest cat of them all.

He has the averagest, most perfectly mediocre .260 career EqA of any gritty, gutty cat in the world.

He barely can throw the ball across the infield,

Not a good quality for a MLB SS.

and he chokes the bat like a T-baller.

The very definition of "neither here, nor there."

But he comes up big,

He had two good WS games last year. Congratulations. He also has a .358 lifetime SLG.

comes up swinging, and is humble and gracious about every miraculous accomplishment.

He does seem like a nice person. I will grant that.

The guardians of days gone by like to think they have the market cornered on gamers, but this generation has its Eck. And though little, he stacks up.


To whom, exactly? Glenn Hoffman?

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