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Deadspin reporting that FJM Favorite Woody Paige is being sued for sexual harassment. The money quote:

Rita Ragone claims that Paige pinched and fondled her and she was subjected to crude sexual comments from Crawford.

Ragone, a makeup artist and hair stylist from the Bronx, claimed Paige once grabbed her backside so forcefully, she was "propelled forward and into the air."

Fantastic.

I will now do an imitation of Woody Paige writing an article about this:

"Ragu might be a tomato sauce that is so delicious it makes you want to take a propeller plane back to Italy, but Ragone has a backside so delicious it propelled me into ecstasy."

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