FIRE JOE MORGAN: Erik Kuselias remains a member of Mensa International, the society for people with high IQs


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Tuesday, July 31, 2007


Erik Kuselias remains a member of Mensa International, the society for people with high IQs

Little tip: if you're driving from the gym to Trader Joe's, do not accidentally listen to even more sports talk radio that you disparagingly blogged about earlier.

You might overhear official Mensa President and High Priest Erik Kuselias say something like the following:

The Phillies went out and got Tadahito Iguchi and Kyle Lohse. If you're a Mets fan, you've got to be wondering, where's our Kyle Lohse? You have to at least get someone so your fans can call up their friends and be like, we got this guy.

Look, I didn't discover fourteen new elements like Mensa founder Erik Kuselias did, but I'm pretty sure that making a trade so your fans have a reason to call their friends is a lousy move for a GM.

Kyle Lohse has been a serviceable, slightly below average starter (career ERA+ 95, 2007 ERA+ 101) with 80 K's in 131.2 IP this year. Hard to be that upset about Kyle Lohse doing anything. Sure, he might be a slight improvement over a Jorge Sosa or a Mike Pelfrey, but really: he's Kyle Lohse.

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posted by Junior  # 4:01 PM
I was surprised to learn that anyone who got a 1250 or above on the SATs from 1974 to 1994 is eligible for MENSA membership.
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