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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Basketball Palate Cleanser

A gentle sorbet courtesy of Kenny Smith's Eastern Conference rankings:

3. Miami Heat – Shaquille O'Neal and Dwyane Wade tasted the sweet smell of success two years ago and have the tools to get back to the NBA finals.

Oddly, the sweet smell of success actually tastes like the texture of an orchestra playing Copland's "Fanfare for the Common Man." Ask Shaq about this next time you see him.

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