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Friday, December 14, 2007

 

Award Watch

The 2007 FJM Food Metaphor of the Year Award is a lock. Take it away, Wojo:

The Mitchell investigation was doomed from the beginning. The report itself is 409 pages of cotton candy -- wisps of truth teased into a Don King hairdo full of air, hearsay and perhaps wishful thinking. Blow softly on it and it bends and rips apart.

"A Don King hairdo full of air." My God it's...it's so beautiful.

Of course there are still three weeks or so left, and you know that December is when the media outlets release all of their award-hopeful food metaphors. But my vote is in.

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posted by Ken Tremendous  # 11:15 AM
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Many thanks to Tom H. for the tip.
 
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