______ ______

Hangman time!

11:22 a.m, from Jerry Crasnick
• With the Twins in search of middle-infield help, one potential target is free agent David Eckstein. "I've always had a lot of respect for him," said Minnesota manager Ron Gardenhire. "He catches the ball. He knows how to play. He's a ______ ______."

If we had comments, I'd let you guys guess what Gardy said in the comments section. But we don't!

It would be great if the answer were "fucking cocksucker."