FIRE JOE MORGAN: Lest You Turn To Slate To Be Your One-Stop Shop For Sports Analysis

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Friday, December 07, 2007

 

Lest You Turn To Slate To Be Your One-Stop Shop For Sports Analysis

It turns out they're not perfect. Robert Weintraub suggests some ways to defeat the Patriots:

Eliminate mistakes: This Patriots dynasty is reminiscent of the 1996-2000 Yankees. Like those Yankees, the Patriots lack a bunch of guys with gaudy numbers...

Tom Brady: 12 games, 41 TD, 5 INT, 70.2% of passes completed, 308 yards per game, QB rating of 123.4
Randy Moss: 12 games, 17 TD, 75 receptions, 94.1 yards per game

Plus Wes Welker is third in the NFL with 84 receptions. If you look up gaudy in the dictionary, you'll find an animated GIF of Robert Weintraub shrugging his shoulders and shaking his head sadly, with the caption "I don't know what this word means."

These are motherfucking record-setting paces, Rob. Graphics comparing these guys to Manning and Rice show up every game they play.

It's as if he forgot this year even happened.

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