We salute you, Brian. Here's hoping that one day, historians will think of you as the Dick Fosbury of baseball. I know I do. Then again, I have a very rare and specific disease which prevents me from thinking of modern baseball players in any terms other than legends of track and field.
Anyway, did you guys see Sergei Bubka hit his third Grapefruit League tater today? That kid can flat out rake.
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