This actually happened.
Plaschke top columnist againAnd again and again and again, apparently:
Bill Plaschke of the Los Angeles Times won the sports column writing category for the third time in four years, highlighting final judging results announced Tuesday in the 2007 Associated Press Sports Editors contest.Congrats to Bill, who's already salivating over Andre Ethier's 0 for 4 on Opening Day:
The kid's not ready.
The vet's in the corner, eyes full of resolve.
The kid's got nerves.
The vet's in the cages, arms poised to swing.
Kid.
Vet.
K.
V.
Baseball.
Writing.
Torre.
Dodgers.
Nerds.
Scouts.
Young.
Old.
Math.
Eyes.
Plaschke."I'm feeling equally honored and humbled," Plaschke said. "I'm also feeling very lucky because every day I read columnists in all circulation categories who are good enough to win this award. Sportswriters are at the forefront of the fight to keep newspapers relevant, and I'm just proud to be one of them.""I'm coming for you, Torre," Plaschke continued. "You put Pierre back in or else. You saw what I did to Paul DePoStatNerd. I wrote his obituary. One sentence fragment at a time."
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