Bears-Vikes, 14:56 left in the 2nd quarter. Marty Booker drops an easy TD pass from Kyle Orton, bringing up 2nd and goal from the 15. The announcer, whose voice I do not recognize and whose name I am too lazy to look up, watches the Bears' offense come to the line and paints his verbal picture thusly:
Everybody out, two wide ends, wide outs, two tight ends, and everybody split out. And Orton calls time out.
Or, if this were 1959, in the West Village,
Everybody out! [saxophone blast] Two wide ends, Wide outs, [saxophone blast; snare roll] Two tight ends, and Everybody -- [saxophone blast] Split -- [saxophone blast] Out! [saxophone solo] And Orton Calls... Time out. [applause]