FIRE JOE MORGAN

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Joe Fired

It's Theismann, but we'll take it.

We didn't write about him much on this site, but no one thought he was good, right? No. No one did.

I'll always remember "Right now, if this is a heavyweight fight, the cards are starting to line up for Tampa Bay," which may or may not have been him.

As a side note, I was shocked that Mike Tirico wasn't terrible on PTI last week.

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posted by Junior # 8:31 PM

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Saturday, January 07, 2006

With Apologies to the "New Yorker"...

...Block that Metaphor!

Joe Theismann, during the Skins-Bucs game, 3:34 PM PST:

"Right now, if this is a heavyweight fight, the cards are starting to line up for Tampa Bay."

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posted by Anonymous # 6:33 PM

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From the AP report of the game:

By then, the Patriots had topped Vince Lombardi's Packers and could start thinking about literally hitting the road to the Super Bowl.

Watch out, Interstates 90 and 75!

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Coach : 1/07/2006 11:52 PM