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Thursday, April 03, 2008

 

Fun With Small Sample Sizes, Vol. DXII

After his first inning groundout today, I believe David Eckstein is 0-10 and has not hit the ball out of the infield.

If I am wrong about the "out-of-the-infield" part, please don't email to correct me. I would prefer to live in blissful ignorance.

*UPDATE, from Dan (who got there first of like 50)

Eckstein just got the bloopiest of bloop doubles. Paul O'Neil immediately said, "Eckstein will get those kind of hits, cause he is the type of guy who just battles up there."

If Eck goes on a gritty 57-game hit streak, he knows who to thank.

(Me. He should thank me. Because I made him get that hit, because superstitions and jinxes are real.)

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