This morning on my way to work, I was listening to the Mike Tirico radio show. Joe Morgan was spouting his usual nonsense about how the Yankees are a "confusing team," and how he's not sure how they're going to win games.
Then some crazy shit happened. "They're not -- and I won't say manufacturing -- but producing runs."
I nearly drove my imaginary car through the walls of my mother's basement!
He won't say "manufacturing?" He won't say "manufacturing runs?"
Until this morning, "manufacturing" was one of Joe Morgan's favorite things to say. His favorite soccer team was Manchester United, just so he could get half a boner by saying "Man U" repeatedly. If Joe Morgan were an eskimo, et cetera et cetera.
"I won't say manufacturing." It's troubling, really. Has someone talked some sense into him? Has someone talked some different nonsense in to him? Is Bill Fremp doing a perfect Joe Morgan impression in audio-only interviews?
Aaand, this just in: Joe Morgan is in fact an eskimo!
Labels: bill fremp, joe morgan, manufacturing runs, mother's basement